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Hook, Line and Sinker

By Tony Hooker

Hi everyone! It’s that time of year where I waste a column by predicting bowl games based on their mascots. Here’s 44 lines about 44 games. Remember, this isn’t who I think is the better team, just the tougher mascot.

Bahamas Bowl-Toledo Rockets over MTS Blue Raiders-bombs beat horses

Cure Bowl-NIU Huskies over Coastal Carolina Chanticleers-Canines beat chickens

Boca Raton Bowl-App State Mountaineers over Western Kentucky Hilltoppers-mtns bigger than hills

Celebration Bowl-Jackson State over South Carolina State-Tigers beat Bulldogs

New Mexico Bowl-UTEP Miners over Fresno State Bulldogs-Man over beasts

Independence Bowl-UAB over BYU -Dragon over Cougar

LendingTree Bowl Eastern Michigan Eagles over Liberty Eagles-EMU eagle looks meaner

LA Bowl-Utah State Aggies over Oregon State Beavers-Big Blue Bull over an aquatic mammal

New Orleans Bowl-Louisiana Ragin’ Cajuns over Marshall Thundering Herd-humans win over animals

Myrtle Beach Bowl Tulsa Golden Hurricanes over Old Dominion Monarchs-natural disaster beats royalty

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl-Wyoming Cowboys over Kent State Golden Flashes-Man over Bird

Frisco Bowl-San Diego State Aztecs over UTSA Roadrunners-Man over bird

Armed Forces Bowl-Army Black Knights over Missouri Tigers-Man over Beasts

Gasparilla Bowl-UCF Knights over Florida Gators-Man over Beasts

Frisco Football Classic-Miami of Ohio RedHawks beat NT Mean Green- Miami bird looks meaner

Hawaii Bowl Hawaii Rainbow Warriors beat Memphis Tigers-Man over beast

Camellia Bowl-Georgia State Panthers over Ball State Cardinals-Felines over Birds

Quicklane Bowl-Nevada Wolfpack over Western Michigan Broncos-Canines beat horses

Military Bowl-East Carolina Pirates over Boston College Eagles-Man over Birds

Birmingham Bowl-Auburn Tigers over Houston Cougars-Bigger cat wins

First Responder Bowl-Air Force Falcons over Louisville Cardinals-birds of prey over songbirds

Liberty Bowl-Texas Tech Red Raiders over Mississippi State Bulldogs-Man over dogs

Holiday Bowl-NC ST Wolfpack over Ucla Bruins-pack of canines defeats lone bear

Guaranteed Rate Bowl-West Virginia Mountaineers over Minnesota Golden Gophers-Man over Rodents

Fenway Bowl-Virginia Cavaliers over SMU Mustangs-Man over horse

Pinstripe Bowl-VA Tech Hokies over Maryland Terrapins-Turkeys over Turtles

Cheez-it Bowl Iowa State Cyclones over Clemson Tigers-Natural disaster beats big feline

Alamo Bowl-Oklahoma Sooners over Oregon Ducks-Man over waterfowl

Duke’s Mayo Bowl-North Carolina Tarheels over South Carolina Gamecocks-Man over Chicken

Music City Bowl-Tennessee Volunteers over Purdue Boilermakers-Man with gun over Man with hammer

Peach Bowl-MSU Spartans over Pitt Panthers-Men with spears over big cats

Las Vegas Bowl-Arizona State Sun Devils over Wisconsin Badgers-Weather phenomena beats rodent

Orange Bowl-Michigan Wolverines over Georgia Bulldogs-Weasels meaner than Bulldogs

Cotton Bowl-Alabama Crimson Tide over Cincinnati Bearcats-Ocean beats binturongs

Gator Bowl-Wake Forest Demon Deacons over Texas A&M Aggies -Occult man beats farming man

Sun Bowl-Miami Hurricanes over Washington State Cougars-natural disaster beats big cats

Arizona Bowl-Central Michigan Chippewas over Boise State Broncos-Man over Horse

Outback Bowl-Penn State Nittany Lions over Arkansas Razorbacks-Cats beat Pigs

Citrus Bowl-Iowa Hawkeyes over Kentucky Wildcats-Man over feline, dang it.

Fiesta Bowl-Ok State Cowboys over Notre Dame Fighting Irish-Man with guns beats man with fists only

Rose Bowl-Utah Utes over Ohio State Buckeyes-Man over Tree

Sugar Bowl-Ole Miss Rebels beat Baylor Bears-Man over Beast

Texas Bowl-LSU Tigers beat KSU Wildcats-Big Felines over smaller felines

National Championship-Alabama Crimson Tide over Michigan Wolverines-Weasels no match for Ocean

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